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July 2014

7/23/14 - Explaining Modern Life To Alien Journalists
7/16/14 - In The Future Shopping Will Become Violent
7/9/14 - Interaction Is Fun
7/2/14 - Widsom = Happiness

June 2014

6/25/14 - Need Some Cash?
6/18/14 - Animal Entrepreneurs
6/11/14 - End Pesky Friendships Fast!
6/4/14 - Racists In Love

May 2014

5/28/14 - New Directions In Reverse Psychology Pickup Lines
5/21/14 - Bob's Social Dilemma
5/14/14 - Jesus Blows His Big Chance
5/7/14 - Stupid Humans Are Obsolete

April 2014

4/30/14 - Competitive Ingrown Hair Harvesting
4/23/14 - Good Ol' Fashioned Values
4/16/14 - How To Tell If A Girl Likes You
4/9/14 - Everyone Qualifies!
4/2/14 - Pretty Birdy! Whoop Whoop!!

March 2014

3/30/14 - No Quota For You
3/27/14 - Sexy Medical Technology
3/24/14 - New Directions In Intimacy
3/21/14 - The History Of The World
3/18/14 - Now We Know
3/15/14 - Keep Your Marriage Alive With Random Testing
3/12/14 - Survivalism
3/9/14 - What's On?
3/6/14 - Appreciate What You Have
3/3/14 - Everyone Wins!

February 2014

2/28/14 - Give And Take
2/25/14 - Neuroscience Reveals All
2/22/14 - Indecisive Supervolcano
2/19/14 - Know When To Run
2/16/14 - Viral Smalltalk
2/13/14 - Jimmy Will Never Forget Seeing His First Toxic Rainbow
2/10/14 - Things Have A Way Of Working Out
2/7/14 - Staying Ahead Of The Competition
2/4/14 - Humans Interact In Complicated Ways
2/1/14 - The Night Bob's Life Changed

January 2014

1/29/14 - A Theory Of Truth
1/26/14 - Bob Couldn't Wait To Be A Father
1/23/14 - Dangers Of Interspecies Dating
1/20/14 - Reality Sucks
1/17/14 - A Porn User Reflects
1/14/14 - She Loved The Child In Him
1/11/14 - Make Dreams Reality!
1/8/14 - Bring Cliches To Their Logical Conclusion
1/5/14 - The Wise One Speaks
1/2/14 - The Struggle For Equality Rages On

December 2013

12/30/13 - Inspiring Excellence
12/27/13 - Always Have Convenient Data At Hand
12/24/13 - Fool Yourelf Into Happiness
12/21/13 - Justify Selfishness With Unselfishness
12/18/13 - Best Friends
12/15/13 - Joni Stopped At Nothing To Get Her Man
12/12/13 - How To Get A Woman's Attention
12/9/13 - Disgruntled Empiricist
12/6/13 - How To Win A Conversation
12/3/13 - Stand Your Ground

November 2013

11/30/13 - Bob Hits The Dating Scene
11/27/13 - Bob Always Thinks Outside The Box
11/24/13 - A Great American Romance
11/21/13 - Show The World What You've Got
11/18/13 - Random Acts Of Kindness
11/15/13 - Bob Prepares For A Dinner Out With Friends
11/12/13 - You Too Can Be A Career Counselor
11/9/13 - It'll Never Work Out
11/6/13 - Bob Reacts To World Events
11/3/13 - Self-Exploration Through Technology

October 2013

10/31/13 - Be Proud Of Your Accomplishments
10/29/13 - Scolding Through The Ages
10/26/13 - Conditional Universal Love
10/23/13 - Drop Hints Whenever You Can
10/20/13 - Mr. Polar Bear Tells It Like It Is
10/17/13 - Revelations At The End
10/14/13 - Reverse Psychology
10/11/13 - Time Is On Your Side
10/8/13 - Find Your Unique Identity
10/5/13 - Make Friends Fast
10/2/13 - The Gastroenterologist's Big Date

September 2013

9/29/13 - The Informed Citizen
9/26/13 - New Directions In Finance
9/23/13 - Some Superheroes Undervalue Their Powers
9/20/13 - All You Need
9/17/13 - Those Little Sweet Nothings Really Matter
9/14/13 - Respond To Cliches Appropriately
9/11/13 - You Can Never Be Too Careful
9/8/13 - Justify Your Consumption
9/5/13 - Secrets Of Great Teaching
9/2/13 - The Doomed Relationship

August 2013

8/30/13 - Problems Of The Self-Absorbed
8/27/13 - Bob Proves He's Smarter
8/24/13 - Animals Don't Care That We're Assholes
8/21/13 - New Directions In Teleology
8/18/13 - Those Crazy Moderns!
8/15/13 - Keep It Going For The Right Reasons
8/12/13 - Interview With A Venusian
8/9/13 - Bob Finds Himself
8/6/13 - Start Your Blind Date Out Right
8/3/13 - New Directions In FulFillment

July 2013

7/31/13 - How To Put New Employees At Ease
7/28/13 - Reach Out To Friends In Times Of Need
7/25/13 - Thinking Is Bad For You
7/22/13 - Chickens Discussing Death
7/19/13 - True Passion
7/16/13 - Always Return A Compliment
7/13/13 - Remember To Adjust Your Privacy Settings
7/10/13 - Always Be Professional
7/7/13 - A Business Model That Can't Fail
7/4/13 - The Ends Always Justify The Means
7/1/13 - Bob Knows A Bargain When He Sees One

June 2013

6/29/13 - Eat The Natural Way
6/26/13 - Give Them Context For Meaning
6/23/13 - Anthropomorphize Your Appliances
6/20/13 - Bob's First Kiss Fail
6/17/13 - Fight Sexism
6/14/13 - Dogs Plotting
6/11/13 - Evil Bob
6/8/13 - Lessons For A Lifetime
6/5/13 - The Glory Of Fame
6/2/13 - Justify It!

May 2013

5/30/13 - What Every Girl Wants
5/27/13 - Another Date Ruined By Quantum Physics
5/24/13 - Future Food Sources
5/21/13 - Frontiers Of Marketing
5/18/13 - Make That Love Connection
5/15/13 - Bob's One Chance At Power
5/12/13 - Milk Marketing 101
5/9/13 - Spread Wisdom
5/6/13 - Keep Conversations Provocative
5/3/13 - Things To settle Before Marriage

April 2013

4/30/13 - Bob Copes
4/27/13 - Bob Tried Hard
4/24/13 - The Meaning Of Life?
4/21/13 - A Long And Happy Relationship
4/18/13 - Show Her That You're Sensitive To Her Feelings
4/15/13 - Defending Our Dignity
4/12/13 - Another Close Call
4/9/13 - We're All In This Together
4/6/13 - Dog Romance
4/3/13 - Be A Polite Letch

March 2013

3/31/13 - No More Picky Eaters
3/28/13 - Myths With Mysterious Origins
3/25/13 - Be Creative
3/22/13 - They Trained Bob Well
3/19/13 - The Concerned Father
3/16/13 - Motivating The Next Generation
3/13/13 - If You Got It, Flaunt It
3/10/13 - Working Towards A Common Goal
3/7/13 - Fate
3/4/13 - Creative Come Ons: The Biblical Approach
3/1/13 - Buy Yourself

February 2013

2/26/13 - Find Your Motivation
2/23/13 - She'll Never Forget You
2/20/13 - Biology 101
2/17/13 - Bob's Latest Piece
2/14/13 - Women's Intuition
2/11/13 - Keep Your Social Life Organized
2/8/13 - Prove Your Love...
2/5/13 - Thoughtfulness In The Endtimes
2/2/13 - Never Be Afraid To Express Your Feelings

January 2013

1/30/13 - Always Follow The Rules
1/27/13 - There Are Always Exceptions
1/24/13 - Women Want Real Men
1/21/13 - You Can't Lose With This Line
1/18/13 - Growing Up
1/15/13 - They Fell In Love At First Sight...
1/12/13 - Jealousy
1/9/13 - Without Imagination We Wouldn't Have Paranoia
1/6/13 - Clearly Document Spousal Failure
1/3/13 - Hope For The Future

December 2012

12/31/12 - When Prophecy Fails
12/28/12 - New Bratwurst Condoms
12/25/12 - Make It Count
12/22/12 - A Social Climber In Crisis
12/19/12 - Get Out of Unwanted Prom Night Sex
12/16/12 - Keep The Magic Alive
12/13/12 - Perspective
12/10/12 - Avant-Garde Artists In Love
12/7/12 - Put Zombies In Their Place
12/4/12 - Bob, His Hopes Dashed, Could Do Nothing
12/1/12 - New Directions In Human Nature

November 2012

11/28/12 - Make A Subtle Yet Lasting Impression
11/25/12 - Frontiers Of Artificial Intelligence
11/22/12 - Sometimes There's Nothing You Can Do
11/19/12 - Consolation In Numbers
11/16/12 - Office Workers Trying Not To Think About Sex
11/13/12 - Boundless Possibilities
11/10/12 - New Directions In Leadership
11/7/12 - It's Hard To Impress Bob
11/4/12 - An HR Rep Gets Laid
11/1/12 - Show Them The Way

October 2012

10/29/12 - Weed Them Out Early
10/26/12 - Learning The Hard Way
10/23/12 - Advertise On Your Newborn
10/20/12 - Love Knows Bounds
10/17/12 - As A Symbol of True Love...
10/14/12 - How To Keep The Species Going
10/11/12 - Politeness Suits Carnivores
10/8/12 - Teach Kids About Nature Creatively
10/5/12 - In The Future...
10/2/12 - Make Mealtimes Special

September 2012

9/29/12 - New Directions In Perversion
9/26/12 - Make It Happen
9/23/12 - New Directions In Orthodoxy
9/20/12 - Today's Childhood Curses
9/17/12 - Superbugs Taunt A Human
9/14/12 - The New Tradition
9/11/12 - Support Them All The Way
9/8/12 - You Had a Great Time...
9/5/12 - Live Dangerously?
9/2/12 - Never Judge A Book By Its Reader

August 2012

8/30/12 - Lichen In Love
8/27/12 - Signs He's Not Right For You
8/24/12 - Marriage Is Work
8/21/12 - Electron Illusions
8/18/12 - Stay Competitive In Tough Times
8/15/12 - Cautious Mom
8/12/12 - Analyzing Animal Behavior
8/9/12 - Ugly People Unite
8/6/12 - Be A Proud Parent
8/3/12 - The Good Life

July 2012

7/31/12 - To Accept Or Not To Accept
7/28/12 - Live Your Dream
7/25/12 - Know How To Talk To HR
7/22/12 - You Know It
7/19/12 - Passing On Cultural Values
7/16/12 - Never Settle
7/13/12 - Unsuccessful Musical
7/10/12 - Woo Her With Facts About Nature
7/7/12 - In It To Win
7/4/12 - Power Of Democracy
7/1/12 - Stop Worrying About Civilization Collapsing

June 2012

6/28/12 - It's Not Your Fault
6/25/12 - What We Most Want To Ask Aliens
6/22/12 - Let People Know Where They Stand
6/19/12 - Make People Like You
6/16/12 - Effective Parenting
6/13/12 - Anything Is Possible
6/10/12 - Passing On Wisdom
6/7/12 - Keep Them In Line
6/4/12 - In Case Of Emergency Break Glass
6/1/12 - A Well Adjusted Man

May 2012

5/29/12 - Prepare Them For The World
5/26/12 - Get Yours
5/23/12 - What We Fight For
5/20/12 - Learning To Be Creative
5/17/12 - An Individualist Takes A Stand
5/14/12 - Prioritize
5/11/12 - Bob Finds Love
5/8/12 - Show Your National Pride
5/5/12 - For Every Action...
5/2/12 - Make The Right Move

April 2012

4/29/12 - Show Off
4/26/12 - Bring Your Bacteria To Work Day
4/23/12 - How Most Relationships Keep Going
4/20/12 - Don't Let Anything Stand In The Way
4/17/12 - Someday I'll Be Famous
4/14/12 - Don't Take Crap From Anyone
4/11/12 - End Uncomfortable Conversations Fast
4/8/12 - Know The Right Questions
4/5/12 - The Spoils Of Manga War
4/2/12 - New Directions In Wisdom

March 2012

3/30/12 - Drop Hints That Sound Like Compliments
3/27/12 - Help Them Dream
3/24/12 - The Dangers Of Uneducated Parents
3/21/12 - Ingenuity Is Contagious
3/18/12 - Mixed Message
3/15/12 - It Never Hurts To Ask
3/12/12 - Some People Never Fit In
3/9/12 - Never Ruin A Good Thing
3/6/12 - A Modern Quandary
3/3/12 - Famous First Words

February 2012

2/29/12 - How To End It Tip #76
2/26/12 - Our Clothes Reveal Who We Really Are
2/23/12 - Extreme Waitressing
2/20/12 - It Takes Family Values
2/17/12 - An Awesome Party
2/14/12 - Social Planning
2/11/12 - Little Known Miracles
2/8/12 - Break The Ice With Small Talk
2/5/12 - Technology Can Do Amazing Things
2/2/12 - Horrors Of Existence

January 2012

1/30/12 - How "Unfriending" Used to Work
1/27/12 - Know How To Talk To Your Manager
1/24/12 - Go Out With Dignity
1/21/12 - No One Forgets Their First Time
1/18/12 - Kids Say The Darndest Things When The World Ends
1/15/12 - Standup Comics Never Stop Working
1/12/12 - A Little Fib Never Hurts
1/9/12 - Bob Thought He Was Hearing Voices
1/6/12 - Make Life Easier With Lies
1/3/12 - How To Succeed In Business

December 2011

12/31/11 - Have No Regrets
12/28/11 - Plan Your Path To Success
12/25/11 - Eternal Recurrence
12/22/11 - Rationalize Your Way To Happiness
12/19/11 - The Big Photo Shoot
12/16/11 - It's Amazing What We Can Do These Days
12/13/11 - Communicate More Effectively
12/10/11 - There's Danger Everywhere
12/7/11 - Today's Anxieties
12/4/11 - How Reality Conquered Reality
12/1/11 - Advance Your Career Rapidly

November 2011

11/28/11 - Make The Day Unforgettable
11/25/11 - Let It All Out
11/22/11 - The World Just Doesn't Get It
11/19/11 - Woes of Manhood
11/16/11 - Always Plan Ahead
11/13/11 - Be A Good Citizen
11/10/11 - Hire A Life Coach Today
11/7/11 - The Beginning Of A Wonderful Relationship
11/4/11 - Events That Happen Only Once
11/1/11 - 9:30 AM, 1:15 PM, 6:35 PM

October 2011

10/29/11 - First Date Jitters
10/26/11 - New Directions In Investing
10/23/11 - Personality Prenup
10/20/11 - Family Planning
10/17/11 - Animal Insults
10/14/11 - If Your Food Could Talk
10/11/11 - Encourage Others To Marry
10/8/11 - Always Be In Touch
10/5/11 - Get Your Way With Genetics
10/2/11 - Dating Tips 7.qe

September 2011

9/29/11 - Always Read the Fine Print
9/26/11 - Bad Pickup Line 47.9e7z
9/23/11 - Young Psychotic In Training
9/20/11 - Recipe For Success
9/17/11 - Horrors Of Adulthood
9/14/11 - Join The Movement
9/11/11 - Show Her That You Understand
9/8/11 - New Rules
9/5/11 - What It's All About
9/2/11 - Staying Informed

August 2011

8/30/11 - How To Get Tenure
8/27/11 - Another Male Fantasy
8/24/11 - Share
8/21/11 - Be A Champion
8/18/11 - Flaunt What You Got
8/15/11 - Tragedy On The Savannah
8/12/11 - Never Date A Pore Counter
8/9/11 - A Relationship Destined To Last
8/6/11 - Be A Model Citizen
8/3/11 - All Our Ancestors Ever Thought About

July 2011

7/31/11 - Chase Your Dreams
7/28/11 - Use Others To Build Self-Confidence
7/25/11 - Another Good Reason...
7/22/11 - Life
7/19/11 - Arguing Over The Location Of The Present Moment
7/16/11 - The American Dream
7/13/11 - Encourage Good Eating
7/10/11 - Successful Holiday For Jimmy
7/7/11 - How To Deal With Killer Viruses
7/4/11 - Look For Inspiration Everywhere
7/1/11 - Establish Relationship Rules Early

June 2011

6/28/11 - Life As Game Show
6/25/11 - Yet Another Triumph
6/22/11 - Entrepreneur At Work
6/19/11 - Real Men In Demand
6/16/11 - Our Goals Define Us
6/13/11 - Thought Police
6/10/11 - You're Going To Miss The End Of The World!
6/7/11 - Utilizing Technology
6/4/11 - Successful Double Date?
6/1/11 - Trials Of Womanhood

May 2011

5/29/11 - Free Useless Things
5/26/11 - Consumer Zen
5/23/11 - Always Provide Consoling Words
5/20/11 - Marriage Requires Openness
5/17/11 - Praise Me! Eat My Cereal!
5/14/11 - Learning About Life
5/11/11 - Steer Taboos
5/8/11 - Reel Her In!
5/5/11 - True Lovers Implant Themselves On Each Other
5/2/11 - Make the Right Impression

April 2011

4/29/11 - Open-Minded
4/26/11 - Applied Philosophy
4/23/11 - Strange Coincidence?
4/20/11 - Yup, You're An Innie...
4/17/11 - Asshole Fish
4/14/11 - Art Appreciation
4/11/11 - Successful Speed Date
4/8/11 - Bond Early
4/5/11 - Get Through It!
4/2/11 - The Good Mother

March 2011

3/30/11 - Bob Noticed Everything
3/27/11 - Clown Contraception
3/24/11 - Those Condemned Souls were GREAT!
3/21/11 - Set Realistic Standards
3/18/11 - Honesty Keeps Families Strong
3/15/11 - Winner Takes All!
3/12/11 - When the Caffeine Runs Out
3/9/11 - Reaching Out To Nature
3/6/11 - Teen Theory Conference
3/3/11 - Zombie Philosopher

February 2011

2/28/11 - Bargains Are All About Timing
2/25/11 - American Metaphysics
2/22/11 - What A Well-Mannered Bacteria
2/19/11 - Make The Day A Special One
2/16/11 - Always Tell The Truth
2/13/11 - Towards A Total Theory
2/10/11 - Break The Ice Subtlety
2/7/11 - A New Business Is Born
2/4/11 - Another Hopeless Romantic
2/1/11 - Top Turnoffs For Women

January 2011

1/29/11 - Bad Pickup Line #787.3aqm@4
1/26/11 - Educated Insult #79.q
1/23/11 - Every Day I Lose More Skin Cells
1/20/11 - Sorry, National Security
1/17/11 - Bob Comes Of Age
1/14/11 - Increase Your Self-Esteem
1/11/11 - Regret
1/8/11 - Woo Her With Culinary Creativity
1/5/11 - Earthworm Tell-All
1/2/11 - New Directions In Leisure

December 2010

12/30/10 - A Christmas Miracle
12/27/10 - A New You!
12/24/10 - The Scourge of Temptation
12/21/10 - Udder Implants
12/18/10 - The New Economics Of Parenting
12/15/10 - Tough Times Call For Tough Measures
12/12/10 - No One Understands...
12/9/10 - The Generation Gap Goes Micro
12/6/10 - That's Me Up Close!
12/3/10 - Woo Her With Sweet Nothings

November 2010

11/30/10 - We Are Invincible
11/27/10 - Make Your Life Different and Exciting!
11/24/10 - A Man's Urgent Plea
11/21/10 - Find A Mate That's Right For You
11/18/10 - Parenting For Profit
11/15/10 - Reflections On Life
11/12/10 - New Directions In Reality
11/9/10 - Wax Museum Of Famous Areolas
11/6/10 - In the Future, We'll Talk Properly
11/3/10 - Fluffy Heights

October 2010

10/31/10 - The Price Of Fame
10/28/10 - Self-Improvement
10/24/10 - New Directions In Literacy
10/21/10 - Philosophy's Benefits
10/18/10 - Bob Confuses Having An Idea...
10/15/10 - Close Call
10/12/10 - Those Precious Years
10/9/10 - Cultural Awareness
10/6/10 - A Fairly Good Test...
10/3/10 - A Toast To Humanity

September 2010

9/30/10 - Easy Let Down #684.a.B
9/27/10 - Be All You Can Be
9/24/10 - Tough-Talking Virus
9/21/10 - Disgruntled Individualist
9/18/10 - The Latest Craze
9/15/10 - Make A Stunning First Impression
9/12/10 - How To Pick Up Girls
9/9/10 - How To Self-Inflict Insanity
9/6/10 - Zoo Of The Future
9/3/10 - No Brain Left Behind

August 2010

8/31/10 - Keep Your Marriage Alive
8/28/10 - The Tendrils Of Friendship
8/25/10 - A New Era
8/22/10 - New Directions In Literacy
8/19/10 - Resistance Is Futile
8/16/10 - The Root Of All Evil Speaks
8/13/10 - The Path To Success
8/10/10 - Today's Sensitive Male
8/7/10 - They Won't Miss Us
8/4/10 - We All Do Our Part!
8/1/10 - A Cockroach's Humble Request

July 2010

7/29/10 - "They" To The Rescue Once Again
7/26/10 - New Directions In Bliss
7/23/10 - An Invincible Pickup Line
7/20/10 - The Truth = Ouch
7/17/10 - Always Support Your Friends
7/14/10 - Marriage Changes Everything
7/11/10 - Signs Of Ecological Collapse
7/8/10 - Rough Parents
7/5/10 - Teach Your Children Well
7/2/10 - Manifest Destiny

June 2010

6/29/10 - Chivalry Exposed
6/26/10 - They Grow Up So Fast
6/23/10 - Slogans For Our Times
6/20/10 - Don't Mess With Powers You Don't Understand
6/17/10 - Never Stop Dreaming
6/14/10 - Inspirational Quotes
6/11/10 - What Television Teaches Us
6/8/10 - Free Pie
6/5/10 - Individualism Is Easy
6/2/10 - Be Sure To Ignore The Signs

May 2010

5/30/10 - Stop Getting in the Way of Progress!!
5/27/10 - Fundamentalist Pet Discipline
5/24/10 - Today's Parents Bequeath Wisdom
5/21/10 - Luck
5/18/10 - Date a Control Freak Today!
5/15/10 - Death Sees A Dermatologist
5/12/10 - There's No Such Thing As A Stupid Question
5/9/10 - Compromise 101
5/6/10 - Ugly People are No Longer Allowed
5/3/10 - How To Fit In

April 2010

4/30/10 - Introduction To Undead Studies
4/27/10 - The Power Of Creativity
4/24/10 - Today's Lesson: Looks Are Everything
4/21/10 - Those Precious Moments Just Pile Up
4/18/10 - Wow! I Love The New Packaging!
4/15/10 - How To Increase Productivity
4/12/10 - Creative Ways To Show Love
4/9/10 - Intimacy In Human Relationships
4/6/10 - Long-Term Planning
4/3/10 - Dating Tip 303.a5

March 2010

3/31/10 - Human Mating Calls That Don't Work
3/28/10 - Puberty Is Hard On Rhinoceros Beeltes
 3/25/10 - Father Ralph Finds An Ancient Document
3/22/10 - Potential Employee Application
3/19/10 - Use Sexism To Your Advantage
3/16/10 - Great Conversation Starters # 12,006
3/13/10 - Support
3/10/10 - The Silent Rebellion
3/7/10 - I didn't really notice anything...
3/4/10 - How We Get Through It
3/1/10 - Relationships Require Compromise

February 2010

2/26/10 - My Cell Phone Needs Me
2/23/10 - New Directions In Theology
2/20/10 - Creative Finance For Hard Times
2/17/10 - Let Progress Guide Us
2/14/10 - For the Good of All
2/11/10 - Today's Romance
2/8/10 - Mysteries Of Life
2/5/10 - It's Not Easy Eating People
2/2/10 - Hope Is All Around

January 2010

1/30/10 - Make Your Own Acid Rain!
1/27/10 - Everyone Has Standards
1/24/10 - Bananas In Lard
1/21/10 - Prehistoric Junk Food
1/18/10 - Civilization
1/15/10 - Fishing
1/12/10 - Today's Troubled Teens
1/9/10 - Lovers Plan Their Lives
1/6/10 - People You Need In Your Life
1/3/10 - New Directions In Interfaces

December 2009

12/31/09 - Planful Love
12/28/09 - Cherished Memories
12/25/09 - They Grow Up So Fast
12/22/09 - Our Bleak Future
12/19/09 - What Are You Going To Do?
12/16/09 - New Directions In Christmas
12/13/09 - Jimmy Was Marked For Excommunication
12/10/09 - Animals Speak Out
12/7/09 - Praxis
12/4/09 - Chrissy Gets Damned
12/1/09 - Now That's Service

November 2009

11/28/09 - America's Ongoing Science Crisis
11/25/09 - The Nihilist Diet
11/22/09 - Father To Son
11/19/09 - Bob's Place In History
11/16/09 - Evolution's Next Necessary Phase
11/13/09 - Bob Proves He's Carbon Based
11/10/09 - Bad Pickup Line #116c.e12
11/7/09 - I Love You
11/4/09 - Set Realistic Dating Standards
11/1/09 - Bob's Recipe For Eternal Happiness

October 2009

10/29/09 - Poorly Named Sports Teams
10/26/09 - Inspirational Quotes
10/23/09 - Retro Science Is In!!!
10/20/09 - Everything Will Be Fine, Don't Worry
10/17/09 - Rebellious Teens
10/14/09 - Girlfriends of the Future
10/11/09 - The New Alarm Bra!
10/8/09 - Amazing People
10/5/09 - Joe's Dilemma
10/2/09 - Wow! You're Full of Dangerous Chemicals!

September 2009

9/29/09 - New Directions In Deontology
9/26/09 - Bob Adjusts to the Modern World
9/23/09 - Hey! Ya Got Teeth Dumbass!!
9/20/09 - The World's Going To End Tomorrow!
9/17/09 - Problems Of the Born Again
9/14/09 - Keep Your Marriage Alive
9/11/09 - Bad Pickup Line #12,006
9/8/09 - Bob's Confession
9/5/09 - New Directions In Energy
9/2/09 - Bad Pickup Line 8.c.6.3

August 2009

8/30/09 - Amiable Bob
8/27/09 - How Can a Girl Resist?
8/24/09 - The End of the World Doesn't Affect Me
8/21/09 - Canned Void
8/18/09 - But I Don't Want The World To End Today!!
8/15/09 - Almost Romance
8/12/09 - Thank You Insurance Man!
8/9/09 - Why Are You Taunting That Cat?
8/6/09 - Consumerism In The Endtimes
8/3/09 - Music Knows No Bounds

July 2009

7/31/09 - Why Men And Women Can't Work Together Ever
7/28/09 - Random Act of Guilt
7/25/09 - Limited Edition Food
7/22/09 - The Start of a New Religion
7/19/09 - Layoff
7/16/09 - The Defiant Electorate
7/13/09 - Sugar Frosted Hate
7/10/09 - Micro Cellular Bigotry
7/7/09 - Demand Is High!
7/4/09 - Microorganism Game Shows
7/1/09 - Improving Worker Performance

June 2009

6/28/09 - I Believe In GodDog
6/25/09 - Bob's Troubles Started Early
6/22/09 - Joys Of Humanhood
6/19/09 - Superficial Paramecium
6/16/09 - People You Don't Need To Know
6/13/09 - How We Differ From the Brutes
6/10/09 - I'm so happy...
6/7/09 - Ok...
6/4/09 - Modern Fun
6/1/09 - Your Dress Matches Your Neuroses!

May 2009

5/29/09 - All You Need To Know
5/26/09 - Choose A Urinal That's Right For You!
5/23/09 - Sampling Drinking Water
5/20/09 - First Date
5/17/09 - Mother And Son Bonding
5/14/09 - How It All Starts
5/11/09 - Cute Little Irrational People
5/8/09 - Goodnight, Capitalist
5/5/09 - Try This Clever Pick-up Line!
5/2/09 - The World is Ending!

April 2009

4/29/09 - The Miracle Of Marketing
4/26/09 - Bob's Goal Attained
4/23/09 - We Can't Eat Those!
4/20/09 - If Time Were A Pie
4/17/09 - Don Quixote Wises Up
4/14/09 - Date A Philosopher Today!
4/11/09 - The Mommy And Daddy Are Never Here Doll!
4/8/09 - My Guardian Angel Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel
4/5/09 - Dang! I Have To Get Another Dumbbell
4/2/09 - Can We Keep Him? Can We Keep Him?

March 2009

3/30/09 - Bob Shows Off His Cultural Sensitivity
3/27/09 - Oh! I Just LOVE Your Mind!
3/24/09 - Mmmmmm
3/21/09 - Puns That Kill
3/18/09 - The Human Condition
3/15/09 - Sacrifices Of Our Ancestors
3/12/09 - Collect Them All!
3/9/09 - The True Easter Story Revealed
3/6/09 - Vital Leadership Skills
3/3/09 - I Like Loins

February 2009

2/28/09 - New Employee Training Program
2/25/09 - Evolution Of The Necktie
2/22/09 - The Killer Whale Myth Exposed!
2/19/09 - How To Talk To Women
2/16/09 - Setting Philanthropic Standards
2/13/09 - Wealth
2/10/09 - Wisdom
2/7/09 - People Are So Creative
2/4/09 - This Could Be You!
2/1/09 - Bob Is So Tolerant

January 2009

1/29/09 - Setting Nature Straight
1/26/09 - Unassailable Credibility
1/23/09 - Bob Knows What's Important In Life
1/20/09 - New Directions In Pride
1/17/09 - We All Have a Talent
1/14/09 - The Famous Oblivious Rejection
1/11/09 - New Uvula Piercing
1/8/09 - Shopping While Being Hunted
1/5/09 - Bob Learns His Place
1/2/09 - The Rational Animal

December 2008

12/30/08 - The Second Coming
12/27/08 - George Intimidates An Aphid
12/24/08 - Remember The Dead
12/21/08 - And In This Room...
12/18/08 - Does This Dog Have No Mercy?
12/15/08 - Your Friends Are More Interesting Than You Think
12/12/08 - The Power Of Persuasion
12/9/08 - Hazards Of Love
12/6/08 - New Directions In Education
12/3/08 - The Secret To Enduring Friendship

November 2008

11/30/08 - Oral Enema
11/27/08 - Sweet Courtship
11/24/08 - What! It's Natural and Organic!
11/21/08 - Anatomy Students Scout Babes
11/18/08 - New Directions In Sensory Deprivation
11/15/08 - Cost Benefit Analysis
11/12/08 - Wow! Here we are at the end of the world!
11/9/08 - When Dana Laughs Really Hard...
11/6/08 - Erbert Sees God ...Naked
11/3/08 - The Journey To Manhood

October 2008

10/31/08 - When Philosophers Go Bad
10/28/08 - Hookworms At The Nudist Colony
10/25/08 - A Dream Fulfilled
10/22/08 - The Religion Biz
10/19/08 - Bad Pickup Line #610
10/16/08 - Post-Op Dog
10/13/08 - New Directions In Something or Other
10/10/08 - Hope
10/7/08 - Veterinarian Love Blooms
10/4/08 - Hey! You Dropped This Skin Cell!
10/1/08 - Sandpaper Stays Crunchy In Milk!!

September 2008

9/28/08 - I KNEW She'd leave me for some LOSER!
9/25/08 - He's Covered In Microorganisms
9/22/08 - Head Implants
9/19/08 - A Career As An Underknee Model
9/16/08 - New Directions In Advertising
9/13/08 - Lamprey Folk Songs
9/10/08 - New Directions In Instant Gratification
9/7/08 - Want Some Cud?
9/4/08 - Honesty
9/1/08 - I Married Him for His Big Genes

August 2008

8/29/08 - Bob Brags About His Manhood
8/26/08 - Someday, Everyone Will Have Their Own Nuclear Weapon
8/23/08 - You Think YOU Have Problems...
8/20/08 - Free-Fall Dehydration Contest
8/17/08 - Look Your Best When The World Ends
8/14/08 - Alas, It Was Not To Be
8/11/08 - Bob Tries To Get Back in the Womb
8/8/08 - The Official Drink of the Apocalypse
8/5/08 - New Directions In Break-ups
8/2/08 - Alpha Male Convention

July 2008

7/30/08 - Girlfriends To Avoid
7/27/08 - Breast Implants For Your Hamster
7/24/08 - Public Speaking Tips: Remove Finger From Navel
7/21/08 - Stop Looking At My Ass!
7/18/08 - Free Market Friendship
7/15/08 - Oh! What A Cute Little Bacteria!
7/12/08 - Give The Gift Of Meat Jewelery
7/9/08 - Mr. CEO, The World is Ending!
7/6/08 - The Carnivore's Dream
7/3/08 - It's All In Your Attitude

June 2008

6/30/08 - Metaphors We Live By
6/27/08 - In Training
6/24/08 - Life's Little Instruction Book For Christians
6/21/08 - Be Prepared For the End Of The World
6/18/08 - First Sign Of Water Shortage
6/15/08 - How To Get Out Of Private School
6/12/08 - Where Are YOU On The Gaussian Curve?
6/9/08 - New Directions In Management
6/6/08 - Make Stereotypes A Reality With Plastic Surgery
6/3/08 - Unintelligent Design

May 2008

5/31/08 - Telehunting
5/28/08 - Buttocks Are Just Another Pair of Legs
5/25/08 - End Of the World Insurance Policy
5/22/08 - Potential Apocalypse #76
5/19/08 - Pros And Cons of the Natural State
5/16/08 - Justice Through Reincarnation
5/13/08 - We All Benefit From Television
5/10/08 - Fun With Medical Records
5/7/08 - Life's Little Instruction Book
5/4/08 - Cooking With Satan
5/1/08 - Things You Didn't Learn in School

April 2008

4/28/08 - Sally Plans for the Future
4/25/08 - Billy Plans for the Future
4/22/08 - Hamster Support Group
4/19/08 - Things To Ponder
4/16/08 - Home Trepanation Kit!
4/13/08 - After Civilization Collapses, We'll have to Go Back to VHS
4/10/08 - Nothing Says "I Love You" Like a Manatee
4/7/08 - The Boy Who Never Bought Anything
4/4/08 - Wonders Of The Human Mind
4/1/08 - Progress

March 2008

3/29/08 - Everyone Is Stupid
3/26/08 - Inject A Meal
3/23/08 - The End Of History
3/20/08 - The Dumbing Down Of America
3/17/08 - Absolutely Nothing Permitted
3/14/08 - America's Science Crisis
3/11/08 - Happy Shopping
3/8/08 - Jumbo Hamster
3/5/08 - Lucky Day For Bob
3/2/08 - Dogs In Denial

February 2008

2/28/08 - The World Is Ending
2/25/08 - Earth Eater
2/22/08 - Rude Cannibal
2/19/08 - Social Classes Of Dandruff
2/16/08 - Don't Worry, I'm Completely Desensitized To Violence!
2/13/08 - Happiness Is A Warm Demon
2/10/08 - Democracy: Rule By The Peephole
2/7/08 - Another Lonely Night For Bob
2/4/08 - Bob Rehearses For Oblivion
2/1/08 - Women Can't Resist Bob's Charms

January 2008

1/29/08 - Hamster Gaming
1/26/08 - Bad Pickup Line #57a.73q
1/23/08 - New Directions In Banking
1/20/08 - I Can't Prove That I Exist!
1/17/08 - Amniotic Fluid Bubble Bath
1/14/08 - Neuron Wuss
1/11/08 - Extinction? I've Never Thought About It
1/8/08 - The Appendix Speaks
1/5/08 - The New Social Contract
1/2/08 - Like My Undies?

December 2007

12/30/07 - End of the World Sale
12/27/07 - Hey! Retro!
12/24/07 - Cheap Rodent Humor
12/21/07 - Teen Clouds
12/18/07 - Whoa! This Isn't A Video Game
12/15/07 - Someday, Everyone Will be A Celebrity
12/12/07 - My Life Has Meaning
12/09/07 - Trans Fat Ray
12/06/07 - Thou Shalt Have a Price!
12/03/07 - I Put the Anal in Analyst

November 2007

11/30/07 - Someday the Streets Will be Paved With Televisions
11/27/07 - Suicide by Eraser
11/24/07 - Portable Social Teleprompters
11/21/07 - After Civilization Collapsed
11/18/07 - Cute Kids Can Sell Anything
11/15/07 - Short Term Memory
11/12/07 - It's Nature's Way and they Love it!
11/09/07 - Tomorrow's Obsolete Technology
11/06/07 - Ask Me About My Hairy Teeth
11/03/07 - Frontiers of Communication

October 2007

10/31/07 - Cindy Could be a Bitch
10/28/07 - Asexual Porn
10/25/07 - Bob hits on Judy's Breasts
10/22/07 - Bob's Career in Accounting
10/19/07 - Even Demons Have Butts
10/16/07 - Zen in the USA
10/13/07 - Ceiling Tiles Keep Out Demons
10/10/07 - Bob Speaks for His Generation
10/07/07 - Asshole Mountain
10/04/07 - Wacky Singing Insult Food
10/01/07 - Evil Socialists Attack a Kitten for No Reason

September 2007

09/28/07 - A Prostitution Ring's HR Department
09/25/07 - Feminists Throw Manwiches at Pornographers
09/22/07 - Escher as a Child
09/19/07 - Today's Headlines
09/16/07 - Someday I'll be famous and you'll be a Nobody!
09/13/07 - Kids Do the Dardnest Things
09/10/07 - Belinda's Fashion Revolution
09/07/07 - Who Knows What Happened in Ron's Nasal Passages?
09/04/07 - Bob's 15 Minutes Finally Arrive
09/01/07 - Death Takes a Dump

August 2007

08/29/07 - Great Moments in Parenting
08/26/07 - A New Use for Compact Discs
08/23/07 - Cooking is a Cinch in Hell
08/20/07 - First and Last Date
08/17/07 - Denial is the Spice of Life
08/14/07 - Bob's Sore Took a Bad Turn
08/11/07 - Teaching Kids to Love Bombs
08/08/07 - A PDA in Every Orifice
08/05/07 - Preserve Everything
08/02/07 - Bob Spotted The Girl of His Dreams

July 2007

07/30/07 - Frog in Love
07/27/07 - The Agony of Defeat
07/24/07 - Stuffed Animal Roadkill
07/21/07 - If Only I Could Fit In
07/18/07 - The Less I Talk, The Better I Feel
07/15/07 - Conversation in the 21st Century
07/12/07 - Times Were Simpler Then
07/09/07 - Joe Never Married
07/06/07 - The Fiendish Web of Bras
07/03/07 - Metaphysical Mischief

June 2007

06/30/07 - The World Pisses Him Off
06/27/07 - Of Course We're a Great Company
06/24/07 - Humans Never Eat Their Young
06/21/07 - The Ego Speaks
06/18/07 - Half Obese Half Anorexic Man
06/15/07 - Jesus Wonders Why He Saved All These Losers
06/12/07 - Fish Wondering Why It Doesn't Have Nipples
06/09/07 - Some Gods I Made Up
06/06/07 - Trying To Maintain Competitive Advantage
06/03/07 - Flagellate Yourself To Good Health

May 2007

05/31/07 - You're Not a Puffer Fish! Stop It!
05/28/07 - An Epistemological Conundrum
05/25/07 - TV Implant
05/22/07 - What a Save!
05/19/07 - An Inspiring Example Of Teamwork
05/16/07 - New Directions In Philanthropy
05/13/07 - Hooray! We Won...
05/10/07 - Planetary Jerks
05/07/07 - Great Money Making Idea
05/04/07 - Male Lamp
05/01/07 - Sigh! It All Seems So Meaningless...

April 2007

04/28/07 - Popover Mothership
04/25/07 - Joe's Confession Came 50 Years Too Late
04/22/07 - Beat The Heat With An Air Conditioner Backpack
04/19/07 - Today's Editorial
04/16/07 - Ha ha! Four, no wait, Five Eyes!!
04/13/07 - The Doctor Will See You When He Finishes Vomiting
04/10/07 - Why Can't I Be A Commodity?
04/07/07 - Be Quiet, God's in that Cloud

March 2007

03/31/07 - I Was Just Trying it Out, Geez
03/28/07 - Poke Me All You Want
03/25/07 - The Sexy Side of Genetic Engineering
03/22/07 - Amazing Transparent Cake
03/19/07 - Life in the Digital Age
03/16/07 - Inside Hollywood
03/13/07 - Pastor Ed's Last Sermon
03/10/07 - I like a Woman With a Deep Navel

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